For Once, Irma Had Been Totally Satisfied." That's from page 91 of Drop Dead Beautiful by Jackie Collins, at # 7 on the NYT Hardcover Fiction list, two slots behind Bungalow 2 by Danielle Steele. But the unkindest cut of all: # 14, The Children of Húrin by J.R.R. Tolkien. Et tu, Tolkien? Somewhere,...