LIGHTNING ROUND: REAL MEN GO TO BAGHDAD.
Mon, Nov 17 | The American Prospect
DC - Nov 17, 2008 For fans of politics as contact sport, the book has Huckabee going all Chuck Norris on many of his former presidential rivals: "Mitt Romney, ...
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Fact # 4018
Chuck Norris has a porn video called one night in Chuck...unfortunately anybody who watches it gets a call from a creepy voice and then dies 7 days later.
Sun, Dec 28 | ChuckNorrisIsGod.com
Fact # 1097
Chuck Norris was once a porn star..... untill 3 of his female co-workers died while having sex with him. At this time Chuck was 8 years old.
Tue, Dec 23 | ChuckNorrisIsGod.com
Fact # 2418
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Sat, Dec 20 | ChuckNorrisIsGod.com
Fact # 163
Chuck Norris once had sex with a nun in Alabama. He was in Texas at the time.
Sat, Dec 13 | ChuckNorrisIsGod.com
Fact # 5532
in order to work at a men's club or strip club in California, Hawaii or Texas means that you must sleep with men nightly for sexual pleasure to the man if you do not the punishment is to be tortured on stage by Chuck Norris it may mean physical torture with use of bondage devices, having sex with...
Sat, Dec 6 | ChuckNorrisIsGod.com
Fact # 735
Chuck Norris hated asain chicks until he met Miri Hanai, then Chuck thoght to himself, ''WOW! I've never seen a japanese women with that big of boobs.'' Then he said BO YAH! Then Miri Hanai started having an orgasm, before you knew it she lost her virginity.
Thu, Dec 4 | ChuckNorrisIsGod.com
Fact # 4819
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven second, that is after Chuck NOrris has had hard sex with a cow and it has a calf in only one hour, Chuck Norris also makes a quart of extra tich cream, 5 gallons of ice cream all before killing the cow for its' beef, this all happends i...
Fri, Nov 28 | ChuckNorrisIsGod.com
Fact # 4489
Vote for Mike Huckabee, or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick your ass to hell.
Fri, Nov 21 | ChuckNorrisIsGod.com
Mike Huckabee On Republican Party, Religious Right, The Arlington ...
We learn that the actor Chuck Norris, a prominent Huckabee supporter, actually does use the Total Gym at home. (Norris hawks the Total Gym in a well-known late-night infomerical.) In the middle of a disquisition on libertarianism, ...
Tue, Nov 18 | End Times Prophetic, Prophecy, Visions, Dreams, Revelation, Christian
